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WHALE JOKES
Cabrillo Marine Aquarium in San Pedro, California featured The Whale
Comedian during its annual Celebration of Books event. Kids had a chance to
make up their own whale jokes and write them down on a huge paper whale. How
do you like these whoppers?
What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?
Glass Flippers
Why did the whale migrate?
He did it on porpoise!
Why was the whale so sad?
He was a Blue whale!
How did the crab feel when a whale showed up at his party?
He had a whale of a time!
What is a whale’s favorite TV show?
Flukes of Hazard!
What happened to the baby whale after it turned 1?
It turned 2!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
Why did the whale chase its tail?
Because he thought he was a donut!
Why did the blue whale cross the road?
You silly! Blue whales don’t cross roads.
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they’d be baygulls!
Why do whales sing?
Because they can’t talk!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales!
What did the whale say when the ship blew its horn?
"Thar she blows!"
What do you call the mushy stuff stuck between a killer whale’s teeth?
Slow swimmers!
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers!
Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that
keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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